It's impossible for me not to look like a criminal in ID Photos

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 03/25/2016 at 12:45 • Filed to: None

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PorkchoPlissken > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 12:46

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Yup, don’t trust this guy at all.

StingrayJake > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 12:47

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That shirt though...

Grow a mustache, buy a Ferrari, and you’re all set.

CB > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 12:48

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Can you trust a man who runs with Ted Cruze? Is Ben really the Zodiac Killer?

Xyl0c41n3 > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 12:48

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It’s the smirk.

And the bad lighting.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 12:50

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I look like a mass murderer and/or rapist on my driver’s license.

JGrabowMSt > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 12:59

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You should try not tilting your head down. I mean, tilting your head down negates all the benefits of the hair do.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 13:00

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I wore an orange polo shirt when i got my picture taken for my CCW here in Michigan

Birddog > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 13:57

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It doesn’t help that they used a camera from 1976 to take the pic. Jeez! What is that -5 megapixels?

S62B50daily > Your boy, BJR 03/25/2016 at 16:22

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With that look on your face, I’d call the cops if you were within 1500ft of a school